Friday Round-Up: June 3, 2005
Tackling the task of being a Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration acolyte is no responsibility to take lightly. We're wall-to-wall insight peppered with savory nuggets of shocking ribaldry, with enough focused brilliance ready to burst "big bang-style" from our bodies that we laser-etch pin holes into the back of the urinal when we pee. OK, we're kidding about that last part (mostly).
But we're not inhuman (mostly). We want you to enjoy your reading experience as much as you can, and to that end, we offer your best shot at keeping your head above the foamy tide-- the Friday Round-Up. Now you can wind down your mind-numbing work week with a quick overview of the J.E.I.'s most recent columns. Fly, my pretties, fly...
Of course, you can always just read through the weekly archives to catch up, but we didn't have to tell you that, did we?