The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

News: Sit Down, American Idol, We Need To Talk

No one wanted this to work out more than we did, we swear. And Lord knows we've tried to find something to hang on to... Bo's coke busts... Vonzell's dad, Flavor Flav... but none of it felt real. Let's face it, after you cut Scott and Anthony loose, you changed. And we're moving on. We'll be in touch about our half of the security deposit, and you can keep the cat.

But "back up on the horse," right? Taking our cue from Jimmy Stewart and Kim Novak, we're whole-heartedly thrusting our affections on a reasonable facsimile. So let's hear it for the show that put the "Pope" in "popularity contest," our new obsession...

Father Mike Pillsbury
Scranton, PA USA
"A Horse With No Name"
Susan Schwab
Montreal, Canada
"Wake Up, Little Susie"
Father Roy Greasy
Vienna, Austria
"To Sir, With Love"
Sister Mary Agnes
Haute-Garonne, France
"Smoke On The Water"
Monsignor Al Babbit
Queens, NY USA
Kwam'e Mobootu
Mbale, Uganda
"Magic Bus"
Brother Georgi Hauwicz
Prijedor, Bosnia
"The Boy From New York City"
Sister Mary Pete
Chicago, IL USA
"The Tide Is High"
Pastor Tim Fink
Manchester, England
"Darling Nikki"
Cardinal John Flannery
Boston, MA USA
"Have You Ever Been Mellow?"
Ysef Al Bebee
Piryi, Greece
"We’ve Only Just Begun"
Lloyd John White
Austin, TX USA
"Tiny Dancer"
Reverend Dean Miller
Zanesville, OH USA
"Climb Ev'ry Mountain"
Syster Mary X
New York, NY USA
"Rock Lobster"
Father Harold O'Shea
Limerick, Ireland
"Space Oddity"
Sister Mary Catherine
Venice, Italy
Bim Fo Tet
Chipyong-ni, South Korea
"Dancing On The Ceiling"
Jesus H. Christ
"My Heart Will Go On"

Our money's on Jesus. Damned if he hasn't won the last three years in a row...

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