The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Friday, April 29, 2005

News: Your Next American Idol

No, it's not an editorial, Timmy. The public has demanded that The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration endorse a candidate for American Idol and our finally doing so is nothing short of stop-the-presses news.

Could we possibly back anyone other than "white velvet" himself, Scott Savol? Whether woo-woo-wooing his way through his eyeglass-flinging rendition of "Against All Odds," giving that bi-yotch Simon his trademark half-lidded hairy eyeball, or just chillin' with a baby-mama smackdown, Scott rocks a mic like a vandal and waxes a chump like a candle, embodying the class and dignity we've come to expect from Idol. Go Scotty. It is indeed your birfday.

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