The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Friday, May 13, 2005

News: Vatican Fast-Tracks John Paul II Sainthood, Issues Commemorative Cookie Jar

We can't tell you how much we enjoy how our news column has so far focused exclusively on the Pope and "American Idol." That pretty much covers the important stuff.

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