News: Tough Break, Chekov
Eh... truth be told we never really warmed up to the little commie (our enlarged hearts always belonged to the big man). The little twerp just seemed to try a bit too hard to be the next Clay Aiken (who, by the way, came in second place, Pavel).
The J.E.I. Board of Directors have dragged their asses back in to the office and are currently slugging it out to decide who we will now endorse to win this pony show... Not that it's fun anymore; we actually kinda like the remaining three dopes. Where's the fun in that?
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