The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

News: Tough Break, Chekov

Eh... truth be told we never really warmed up to the little commie (our enlarged hearts always belonged to the big man). The little twerp just seemed to try a bit too hard to be the next Clay Aiken (who, by the way, came in second place, Pavel).

The J.E.I. Board of Directors have dragged their asses back in to the office and are currently slugging it out to decide who we will now endorse to win this pony show... Not that it's fun anymore; we actually kinda like the remaining three dopes. Where's the fun in that?

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