The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

News: American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 11

Paris was still on the show? Huh.

Perhaps the flesh-starved zombie horde will find her Sybil-like switch from camera mugging squeaky-voiced imp to pooch-lipped attitude-slathered twitchpot charming, maybe not. Either way, it's brains on the menu for Princess P. Bon appy-teat.

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