The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

News: American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 10

Let's face it, Kellie had been running on "cute hick" fumes for about the last two shows. And her "Unchained Melody" was enough to make Bobby Hatfield rise up from the grave to stuff a sock in her gob. Bill Medley, too, and he's not even dead.

So now Paula is back to being the dumbest person on the show. Huzzah, you drunk freak.

A special kudos to Katharine finally playing the breast card. We at the J.E.I. salute you, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).

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