News: American Idol Of The Living Dead
Pop juggernaut American Idol introduced new rules tonight: contestants voted off the show will be surrendered to the throngs of flesh-eating living dead that plague Los Angeles. We say "bravo!" It's what's been missing from Idol all these seasons: unholy terror.
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