News: Happy Birthday, Sherm.
Can you believe it? It hardly seems a year since we had the big nine-oh blowout, and here we are wishing Harry Morgan many happy returns as he tries to huff and puff ninety-one candles into smokey black cake-topping wicks.
Born Harry Bratsburg in 1915, he's in good birthday company: Vernon Presley, Sheb Wooley, Chuck Connors, Martin Denny, Steven Seagal, Babyface, Max Von Sydow, Omar Sharif, Haley Joel Osment and the ultra-delicious Mandy Moore all turn one year older today. But it's Harry's special day we're here to celebrate, and we'd like to do so with a quiz.
Match the wacky M*A*S*H hijinx with the colorful "Sherman T. Potter-ism" it prompted. Easy peasy, right?
1. Klinger claims he's the Toledo Strangler and begs to be extradited back to Ohio to stand trial.
|A. "Horse hockey!"|
2. Frank Burns wants Hawkeye brought up on charges for calling him "ferret-face" in front of the enlisted men.
|B. "Mule Fritters!"|
3. Radar tips off the Colonel that General Clayton is due any minute for a surprise inspection.
|C. "Sweet Fanny Adams!"|
4. Father Mulcahey walks in on the Colonel and Rosie enjoying the mutual pleasure only consenting adults can give one another.
|D. "Blessed mother of fuck!"|
5. BJ breaks down in tears and confesses that he has secretly murdered eight Korean prostitutes during his time at the 4077th
|E. "Shit on a cracker!"|
6. Margaret gets drunk and passes out naked in the Colonel's tent.
7. The Colonel's horse, Sophie, defecates in Potter's favorite oatmeal bowl.
|G. "Cocksucking fucking douche!"|
8. Winchester repeatedly pleads to be reassigned to a hospital in Tokyo.
9. Potter gets word that Mildred has had a stroke.
|I. "Well, fuck me!"|
Happy birthday, Harry. We hope someone gives you a horse to poo in your office.
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