News: American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 6
Listen up, America. You've got one lousy job to do. So quit screwing around and vote Ace off the cockadoody show already. Christ.
And another thing-- any of you ding dongs let Katharine sweat out Seacrest's inane cliffhanger banter again, you're gonna be sorry. So choose wisely, Dr. Jones.
Oh, Lisa... hm. Let's see, to quote Billy Joel, "Only the good become the bloodthirsty undead young." Or something like that. The man's drunk half the time, who can tell what he's saying?
Hey Gnumoon-- thanks for reading! We just love our fans.
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