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News: American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 6
Listen up, America. You've got one lousy job to do. So quit screwing around and vote Ace off the cockadoody show already. Christ.
And another thing-- any of you ding dongs let Katharine sweat out Seacrest's inane cliffhanger banter again, you're gonna be sorry. So choose wisely, Dr. Jones.
Oh, Lisa... hm. Let's see, to quote Billy Joel, "Only the good become the bloodthirsty undead young." Or something like that. The man's drunk half the time, who can tell what he's saying?
Hey Gnumoon-- thanks for reading! We just love our fans.
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- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 5
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 4
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 3
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 2
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 1
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- State Of The Union, With A Vengeance
- American Idol Uncensored: The Americanist Edition
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- Fall 2005 J.E.I. Interns
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- Sit Down, American Idol, We Need To Talk
- Vatican Fast-Tracks John Paul II Sainthood, Issues Commemorative Cookie Jar
- Tough Break, Chekov
- You Was Robbed, Dawg
- Your Next American Idol
- And A Habemus Papam To You!
posted by Editor, The J.E.I. | 10:32 PM
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