Star Wars VII: The Return Of The J.E.I.
Fret not, fair readermonkeys. The rumored demise of the mighty Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration is just not true. We've got a seam-bursting stockpile of funny waiting in the wings, and will resume publication any day now. More Pocky, more Jimmy Olsen, more of our patented Ephemereviews, you name it, we're sitting on it.
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