News: American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 7

Uh oh, America, you done gone and forsaken Mandisa and now she's going around blessing people in the name of Jesus and whatnot. Run for the hills, sinners.

Fun and games aside, can anyone really understand a cotton-pickin' word that tumbles past Bucky's overstuffed teeth? The man is all vowels. Oh, and Ace just about pussyrocked himself into a gender reassignment last night. Sure, the guy probably gets more tail than a paper donkey at a first-grader's birthday party, but he practically morphed into Debbie Gibson circa 1991. Enough!

But at least Katharine was safe. Thanks for completing your mission, America.

Note to self: find out who did Kenny Rogers' lift. It's fabulous.

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• American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 5
• American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 4
• American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 3
• American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 2
• American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 1
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• Get Away From Her, You Bi-yotch!
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• Sit Down, American Idol, We Need To Talk
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• Tough Break, Chekov
• You Was Robbed, Dawg
• Your Next American Idol
• And A Habemus Papam To You!