The best part of a power outage is the moment the lights flick off. Here at the compound, we race to see who can be the first to set and spike the following exchange:
"They cut the power..."
"How could they cut the power? They're animals, man!"
It's pretty much downhill from there, fun-wise.
Due to nature's pissy wrath and weak-ass busted trees, it was kind of a short week of updates here at the JEI, but our troubles are your opportunity to catch up on any articles you may have missed. ...
As authentic as anything else we do.
We don't know a lot about art but we know what we hate.
A.K.A "Please withdraw your lawsuit."
Opinions are like bellybuttons: a useless deforming scar.
Finally, some meat on this bone.
Food Of The Gods
Would that we could eat like them.
Caveat Emptor. Seriously.
Hot Or Not?
Celebrities ridicule the insecure. Fun.
Because reading is fundemental.
Lost & Found
Uniting keepers and weepers.
Untold tales of the glowing glass teat.
Stop the presses.
There once was a girl from Nantucket...
The Savage Breast
Music, not boobs.
What she blinded us with.
Seal Of Approval
Sites that don't suck so much.
Once upon a time... .
A Thousand Words
What a picture is worth, depending on exchange rates.
Intercepted communications amongst the staff.
Or, as Black Flag said, "Gimme gimme gimme."
Insania Fragilis, Fectum Dubitabilis!