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Lost TV: Wild Kingdom
All hail the luminous glass teat! Television will always tell us what we need to know, but sometimes, it can be a cruel temptress, witholding bits and pieces that add to the rich harmonic tapestry that is life. So here at The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration we've hoisted the mantel and bring to you, in multiple installments, Lost TV (now in COLOR!).
- An excerpt from the diary of Marlin Perkins, outdoorsman and host of television's "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom"...
June 7, 1974
"Today, my partner Jim Fowler was crushed to death and then eaten by a giant anaconda as he tried to affix a tag to it. (We believe that the tag was consumed along with Jim.) I myself, while watching the spectacle from a safe distance in the jeep, became incontinent."
posted by Editor, The J.E.I. | 7:54 AM
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