The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Illiterature: Science Fictionology

We ain't no psychiatrist, we ain't no doctors with degrees... but it don't take no high IQ to see what Tom Cruise is doing to... well... crazy people and Katie Holmes, we guess (or perhaps we should say "crazy people like Katie Holmes").

Sure enough, it's been non-stop-Tom this month, and since plenty of other sites have already covered his Oprah gymnastics and sexy red carpet microphone facial, so we won't dwell. Suffice to say, Maverick's on a mission to save the world, be it from the spirits of evil Thetans, or the eviler Brooke Shields. More power to ya, little buddy-- Suddenly Susan gives us the willies.

So let's all promise to not burst the guy's bubble, and make damn sure he never finds out about the recently-discovered unpublished novels of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard (seen at right e-metering a tomato). That goes for John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Kirstie Alley and all the other famous fruitcakes that jumped on the crazy train.

Aw, screw it, go ahead and tell Kirstie Alley.

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