The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.
Wish List: Bible Bars
Finally, Jesus is doing endorsements again. Not many people remember His brief stint in 1963 as spokesman for McDonald's new fish sandwich. Not that the commercials weren't memorable:
"Hi kids, Jesus here. Vatican II says you can now eat meat on Fridays, but you know better, don't you? So why not try a delicious McDonald's Filet-O-Fish Sandwich®? It's tastes great, and it'll keep you out of Hell!"
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