The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.
Lost & Found: Strap On... Strap Off...
Found: You know what it is.
Location: Rock Creek Parkway, Washington DC
(in the road, behind the Watergate)
Date: February 8, 2001
We'll admit it, even if you claim rightful ownership to this horror we're not going to be able to return it to you. Though a sharp-eyed JEI staffer did risk life and limb (not to mention held up morning rush hour traffic) to snap this photo, under no circumstances was he going to touch it. Ick.
And wouldn't you know it, the next morning it was gone. We can only hope it ended up in a landfill, and not, y'know... in anything else...
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posted by Editor, The J.E.I. | 11:24 PM
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