Friday Round-Up: July 1, 2005
Another week of your tedious march toward the sweet relief of death, Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration readers. But chin up, Wilbur. Maybe a well-spoken (yet slightly bitchy) spider will spin a web full of puzzling adjectives, convincing the dim-witted farmer to allow you to die naturally from disease, when you'll just be no good for eatin' anymore. While you're waiting for that to happen, enjoy the Friday Round-Up.
Take a spin through the JEI Archives-- they're a veritable smorgasboard-orgasboard-orgasboard.