Lost & Found: Extra-Krispy Kreme
Found: One Bug
Location: A delicious Krispy Knibble®
Date: June 24, 2000
See anything unusual?
Neither did we, at first. But then...
Hm. Interesting... not really gross but certainly something we're glad we didn't eat. Maybe we wouldn't have even noticed? Who knows? The FDA says it's OK for us to eat bugs, so bon appétit, right?.
Bottom line: if you're not knee-jerk litigious, or a scam artist, $2.29 (plus tax) + a bonus bugaboo + an email (with photos) to Krispy Kreme customer service = an urgent call from a regional director, and a delivery of four ginormous boxes of donuts and a spiffy Krispy Kreme sweatshirt to the JEI compound, in person by a local manager with his deepest apologies. Hooray!
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