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Lost TV: The Dukes Of Hazzard
Well, Cooter may not cotton to the idear, but like it or not, Jessica Simpson's ass will soon be filling 30 ft. cut-offs on the silver screen of a multiplex near you.
So in preparation for them damn Duke boys makin' their way the only way they know how on the big-screen, The J.E.I. is pleased as pie to take you back to visit that stuntastic CBS juggernaut, The Dukes of Hazzard. In 1979, if it was a Friday at 8:00pm, this is likely what was on the TV you were watching.
- Below is a TV Guide synopsis of an unaired episode that fell a little short of the show's typical hayseed hijinx.
February 10, 1981
The Dukes of Hazzard (CBS): While Boss Hogg and Roscoe smuggle stolen slot machines to the Boar's Nest, Daisy and Uncle Jesse search for Bo and Luke and find the two suffering from spinal compressions, cranial bleeding, and torn retinas inside the crumpled General Lee, which, having failed to successfully complete a jump, lies upside-down at the bottom of a dry riverbed. John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Catherine Bach. 60 min.
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