The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Science! Seriously, What The Hell?

We know bird poop, and you sir are no bird poop.

OK, all kidding aside, what the hell took this ginormous dump on our car?

We've sent samples to the boys down in the JEI lab, and alerted the JEI compound perimeter security staff to keep an extra eye on the skies. We don't want to be premature about our conclusions, but let's just say we have a favorite theory. Stay tuned...

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