The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.
Editorial: The Least You Could Do
Sometimes you just gotta take a stand on issues that touch you. Jerry's got his kids, Chris Reeve did wonders for those with injuries inflicted by evil horses... now it's our turn.
Taking a cue from every Bush-backing soccer mom driving a Ford Windstar, we'd like to take this time to educate you on some afflictions that touch our hearts. We're going with ribbon magnets because the rubber bracelets just cost too damned much.
Here at The J.E.I., we support victims of:
There. You should be fine now; we've got you covered. May God bless you real hard.
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