The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

For Sale: Refreshing Prayer Candles

Giant Food, Kemp Mill, MD (next to the Snow Bear™ Ice Pops and above the Jamaican Ginger™ soda and Inca Kola™). Three delicious flavors: Guardian Angel Apple™, Virgin Guadalupe Grape™, and St. Jude Thadeus Juniper™. $1.29 each, or $1.38 per pound.

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