The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration promises a neverending spew of pointless minutae, brilliant yet useless ideas, troublingly cruel commentary and emphatic musings on whatever shiny object happens to catch our collective eye. Always remember, hate the game, not the playa.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Ephemedia: First Draft Marketing I

Sometimes the brilliant minds that hone and craft the marketing campaigns designed to move products and put asses in the seats fail to get a running start when brainstorming ideas. Fortunately for them, they usually continue to pound the clay until their snake-oil masterpieces appear, ready to snatch your hard-earned dollars from your wallet.

Fortunately for you, the faithful J.E.I. reader, we've dug up a few of the first drafts. Let's have a giggly look...

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